After placing his order for shares in the Dangote Refineries, my friend went to a filling station to buy fuel. While there, he saw a Dangote truck in the premises and approached the driver. He greeted the driver and asked him why the back of the truck was dirty. The driver was confused. "Why are you asking me? Anyway the road was bad but the truck will be washed once I return to depot."
My friend nodded and walked around the truck, checking the tyres and lights to ensure they were in good condition. The driver was confused and asked him again. "Young man, why are you inspecting my truck?" The guy responded, "Thank you for asking. I am now one of the owners of your company. I will be attending meetings now and part of the decision makers." The driver congratulated him.
"So how much did you buy?" He placed both hands behind his back as he walked away and wished the driver safe journey back to depot. "I bought N15,000 own." (One photo of the Dangote truck. Replies: "Driver suppose use him face wipe the back of the truck - maje driver no dirty *our* truck sha... Na Dangote meme just dey hot.")