My Birthday jokes
- Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout.
- What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
- What kind of music do birthday balloons find scary?
Pop music.
- Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to cakes on their birthdays?
Because they’re green.
- Why does no one wish owls a happy birthday?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
- Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?
Things got pretty sappy!
- Why are birthdays good for your health?
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
- How come you didn’t get me a birthday present?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
- What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?
“Hap-brie birthday!”
- Why didn’t cavemen send birthday cards?
The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
- How do you know when you’re getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
- What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved.
- What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?
A stomach ache.
- What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?
He made a swish.
- What do computers want for their birthdays?
An upgrade.
- How does a tea bag wish its friend a happy birthday?
“Happy birthday best-tea!”
- What did one pods say to the other on its birthday?
“Hap-pea birthday.”
- What's the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?
A ball.
- What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?
A birthday pheasant.
- Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.
- Why couldn't the pony sing happy birthday?
She was feeling a little hoarse.
- What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
- What did the social media guru get for their birthday?
A bunch of GIFs.
- What did the golfer want more than anything for their birthday?
To join the par tee!
- What did the two year old say after blowing out the candles on the cake?
I-sing!
You all are welcome to my birthday party,
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