Good evening guys! Sorry for always boring you guys with my endless stories. Just that I can't stop laughing at most of them as it has turn everyday comedy to me. Some days ago you rmbr the fufu story I shared. Another funny incident (to me) just happened inside the hotel I worked as a security this afternoon. . It was around 3pm and the sun was very much, so I left my duty post which was hot to go relaxed at the pool side bar which is not far away from my post.
I was charging and browsing with my phone when a customer droved in. I know the man very well cus I have once did something for him. He sat close to where I was. He called for the bar girl to bring him a drink. When the girl brought it, he asked if they have cigarettes. The girl said nope, they don't sell cigarettes. So I volunteered to go help him buy one, he gave me 2k to help him get one pack of Benson Switch.
As I was going, one guy 3 tables from where we were stood up and walk to where we were and volunteer to go buy the cigarette cus he too will like to smoke. . The man oblige him and me too gladly gave him the money cus the sun was too much. He went and came back 20min later. After he gave the man the cigarettes and the man shared some with him. He told us to go take the drink of our choice from the bar girl.
I ordered for Trophy and the guy ordered for Goldberg. The guy went back to his table and continue his drinking and smoking. While I was pressing my phone and sipping my drink. The man was drinking his and also pressing his phone. Even though we were sitting very close to each other, we weren't talking. Everybody was on his own. . Not long after, the other guy that went to buy the cigarette walk to where we were again and said to the man in Igbo language with jokes o.
He said: Oga, thank you for the beer. But I don't know if I can get another bottle cus my mother has two breast and I suck two breast while growing up and still sucking now with my girlfriend hahahaha. The man looked up at him with some sort of anger, didn't say anything for some seconds while the guy kept begging and saying "no be by force o, na just be say if I dey drink, na two bottles and above bcus of my mama two breast" .
I guess the guy's second speech makes the man loosing up and burst into laughter. And he finally spoke, "Mr Man if you want make am two bottles just to balance your mama breast, buy one for yourself and complete it" The guy then said again, "my chairman, na you start am now, help me complete am" The man shooked his head, laughed again and said "guy, iwere obi o" meaning you have guts.
He then said he should go collect another bottle if that will make him happy. As the guy was leaving, he turned to me and jokingly said. What of me, didn't I want to go and complete my mother's breast too buy taking another bottle. I burst into a serious laugh, and then decline the offer. He too continue laughing and said, nothing wey man no go see and hear. . The guy came back holding the second bottle and thanked him before returning back to his table.
Me and the man continue talking and laughing until the lady he invited came and I just excused them. Omo, laugh wan tear my belle seriously. Which one be make I complete my mama two breast hahahaha. Guys how una see this matter? @CJStarz @Wotowotoman @TheStoriesOfMan @StephenOmozzy @Pootle @Sonnobax15 @femi4 @Mariangeles @Namaster @Lamasta @Wordson @Dominique And all my yard people wey I no rmbr now.
