What Advice Do You Have For Someone New In Lagos (JJC)?

Lagos no be for the weak! 😂 —

*WELCOME TO LAGOS: A Survival Guide for JJC (Johnny Just Come) 😂*

  1. TRANSPORT: Hold your fare for HAND. Once danfo moves, na next thing you go hear na "Owo da! Owo da!" Conductor no get joy. If you put am for bag, you don pay with stress.
  2. THE WHITE GARMENT LADIES If you see women for white wrapper with small bell "kpo kpo kpo" for hand, no panic! No be marine spirit wan carry you. Na professional hustlers — Traditional Begging Ltd. Just waka pass, your village people no dey there.
  3. THE SHOUTERS: If somebody dey shout for bus-stop like say dem wan fight, no fear. Na empty drum dey make loudest noise. For Lagos, volume = confidence. Just dey look am like DSTV.

4 If you are a job seeker, look towards Island because any other part of Lagos is just like your normal Osun and Ondo states

Welcome to Lagos. No fear, you go survive! 😂 Which one shock you pass when you first enter Lagos? Drop for comment!


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