Mybirthday October 11
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Birthday jokes
- What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
- When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye matey.”
- Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite?
He’s a fun-guy!
- What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
- What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
“No thanks, I ’m stuffed.”
- What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?
Happy birthday to moo!
- What did the crab do on his birthday?
He shell-ebrated!
- What is it that kangaroos don’t like about birthdays?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
- What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake.
See you all at my birthday party...
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