Mybirthday Is October 11
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Birthday jokes
- Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
- Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
There was a birthday potty!
- Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
- Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are too focused on the present.
- What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
- What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
- How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
8. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A cat-alogue.
- How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
It turns up the meow-sic.
10 . What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older.
See you all at my birthday party...
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